More from Matilda's Mouth (because some days, it just keeps coming...)

Upon arriving home from nursery school:

Matilda: "Did someone poop in the house?"

Mommy (nervously scanning the floor for dog poop): "no, I don't think so, why."

Matilda: "it fells (smells) terrible."

Mommy: "oh, I'm burning a candle."

Matilda: "it fells so bad. that's a stinky candle. can I blow it out?"